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"Tower size inverse to penis size"- Respected scientists. Lmao.

And in what way has GOTR Valley become unsustainable? Last I checked, we have a booming crop season. Not to mention an ungodly horde of bones/bonemeal.

Also, these paragraphs are just mismatched copy and paste segments about the health benefits of toothpaste, and that's a sin. *ding*

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Heretic Valley will never match the might and glory of Sandinavia. DEUS SAND!!!

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Hey guys, can I come? 8D

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You may come to your death, Heretic.  Your blood already waters the sands of Sandinavia, we could always use more.

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Awesome, see you soon! <3

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"GOTR Valley printing press technology miles behind Sandivia"

Next headline- "Writer executed for misspelling nation's name, national newspaper to invest in spell-check."

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Have you ever considered joining Sandinavia Gadstat? I think you have the right mindset.

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None of our signs have any mistakes, especially in the names!

 

They may have the technology but they do not have the talent.

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10 hours ago, Buddahx said:

Have you ever considered joining Sandinavia Gadstat? I think you have the right mindset.

Well, I'm not sure. The Sand God doesn't seem to like me very much after he sent his skeleton demons to attack me in the village.

Although I will say this; Sandinavians are quite bold and honest to officially declare themselves a fascist government.

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O.o

Do I sense national instability?

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It appears you have angered the one true god of the Sacred Trinity of Jack-o-Lantern, Sheep and the colour Orange.

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"Mysterious hell portal appears in Barony of Sandinia"

Prepare the guillotine. Purge the heretics.

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